Priorities

February 4, 2009 – 2:25 pm

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.

“No,” the man replied, “The seat is empty.”

“This is incredible,” said the first man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?”

The second man replied, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.”

“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else — a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?

The man shook his head. “No, they’re all at the funeral…”

Things I Hate

January 27, 2009 – 2:51 pm

-Clichés (ie. “…dot our i’s and cross our t’s…) and people that use them
-People who use clichés and are from Lubbock
-People who use clichés and are from Lubbock and are dumb
-People who use clichés and are from Lubbock and are dumb and are my boss

They Don’t Teach You This In Piano Lessons

December 29, 2008 – 3:48 am

Ronald Jenkees is sick.


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Congratulations G’ani!

December 27, 2008 – 3:10 pm

I have no idea who G’ani is, but he guessed the Britney Spears question correctly.  “If U Seek Amy” sounds very much like F-U-C-K Me in her song.

So congratulations stranger, you are correct.

Break It Down Like This

December 26, 2008 – 4:20 pm

If U Seek Amy

December 19, 2008 – 11:28 pm

First person to post the secret hidden message in this song wins a prize.

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Britney Spears - “If U Seek Amy” from Circus

Dim Sum and Fire

November 16, 2008 – 1:59 pm

11:00 AM
New Capital Seafood Restaurant
Big Fucking Crabs

Ugly Red Fish


1:00 PM
60 Freeway

Dennis, Tram, and Smoke

Lots o’ Smoke

Chino Hills Being Put on the Map!

7:15 PM
Harkins Theatre Chino Hills

c63 AMG Sexiness

3:30 AM
View from the House

Chino Hills State Park Ablaze

Big Fucking Fire

New Music

October 19, 2008 – 4:16 pm

Well… new to me.


Kings of Leon
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The Cool Kids
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The Black Ghosts
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Happy Friday

October 17, 2008 – 9:40 am

Taken from explosim.net

The Final Countdown

October 16, 2008 – 4:03 pm

Those who like Arrested Development/Ukeleles/Kazoos might appreciate this a little more…